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f**k you !

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The most interesting word in the english language today is the word "fuck". Out of all the english words, that begin with the letter "f", "fuck" is the only word, that is refered to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

As the most english words, "fuck" is derived from the german word "******".

In englisch, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories:
as a transitive verb: John fucked Sherly
as an intransitive verb: Sherly fucks

It's meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective, such as:John is doing all the fucking work.
as part of an adverb: Sherly talks to fucking much
as an averb, enhancing an adjective: Sherly is fucking beautiful
as a noun: i don't give a fuck
as a part of a word: "absofuckinlutly" or "infuckincredible"
and as almost every word in a sentence: fuck the fucking fuckers

You must realise, that there aren't so many words with the versatility of "fuck" - as in these examples, describing situations such as:

dismay: oh fuck it
trouble:i guess i'm really fucked now
aggression: don't fuck with me, buddy
difficulty: i don't understand this fucking question
amazing: who the fuck was that ?
dissatisfaction: i don't like the fuck what is going on here
inconfidence: he is a fucker
dismissal: why don't you go outside, play hide and go fuck yourself ?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word ?  I say: use these unique and flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly: fuck you !
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ok, then go fucking home and dont fuck me off right now in fucking front off fucking new year.
when you are at your fucking home go to your fucking bedroom and fuck your fucking nice girlfriend!
afterwards, go to the fucking fridge and take out a fucking bottle of fucking american beer and fucking drink it in order to stay fucking romantic at fucking silvester!!!

fucking greets stinger
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Fuck the American Beer !!!
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science fucktion
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Eddy Murphy!
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nights it's colder than outside.........
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KAMPFSAU schrieb:
nights it's colder than outside.........


What da fuck do you mean by dat?!!!
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I got another one...

FUCK BAYERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROLING ON THE FLOOR LOUGHING!!

HOW FUCKING FUNNY !
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Do you think that fuck is funny?
Fuck you self and safe your money!


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